February 5th, 2003


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During break today in my China class, Jen, Paul and I were talking to my professor about beer. And my prof, who frankly is a bit nutz, starts doing a Monty Python skit.

So he's going off in some horribly distorted british accent. Let me just tell you when he got to the punch line I nearly pissed my pants laughing...

" 'We think your American beer is much like making love in a row boat,' and someone asks, 'But why?' and he responds, 'Because it's fucking close to water.' "

Probably to truly understand the humor you'd have to hear him do it, but damn, he broke the three cardinal sins of teaching; talking about sex, alcohol, and then swearing in the process.