So, I saw this ad
Looking for volunteers
For a research study
On falling in love,
And they were pretty clear about it,
With no guarantees of happiness
And lots of warning about sleepless nights
And the likelihood of heartbreak,
And how you'll be responsible
For your own therapy
If it all falls apart.
So I weighed the risks and benefits
And carefully thought it over
For about one second
Before I said
Sign me up.