Ok, so last Friday I exchange quite the plethora of text messages with this fellow named Taylor. Taylor claimed that we'd met at some bar and he wanted to come out with us for some "fun." Well, Taylor called me again this evening because he wanted to come over and "stick his hot beef in me." And honestly that was the most tame portion of the conversation. However, I can't figure out who this guy is. He made comments that would indicate to me that he was definitely at Earl's last week. I have the suspicion that it could be Adam's Kyle (Amy--anyway we can figure out Kyle's phone number discretely???), but when I asked him if that's who he was, he continued to tell me his name was Taylor. So sadly, I turned down his invite for some hot beef, but gave him a rain check for tomorrow.