I had a dream last night that I got sick at work, so I had a full check up by one of the residents (not as kinky as it sounds). And turned out I had caught a very contagious disease: Contagious Ectopic Pregnancy (that's a pregnancy that roots in the fallopian tubes instead of the uterus). And I was told that men can spread it, but they're just carriers. Plus it's spread through close contact, which could just be like hugging... so I had to sit in the ER calling everyone that I'd had close contact with in the past month. Imagine the conversation, "So, [random dude], I was just diagnosed with contagious ectopic pregnancy and although you can't get the disease, you're most likely a carrier and you need to be checked out and treated." weird ass dreams...
